some angry children

turkey

thanksgiving was tasty.

my true love

hell yes!

wrist watch

i never knew my wrist could orgasm untill i saw the recently released star wars watches at any local buger king. i have to wear long sleeve shirts because this problem is getting kind of embarrassing. my arm. orgasming. all over the place. all the time.

sprinkler system

there was this one time i found two pennies on the side of the road. one was heads up and the other tales up. i am not a superstitious person so i took both. two pennies is greater than one lucky one. two pennies also makes two cents. two cents in which to buy two pieces of penny candy. two pieces of penny candy is greater than one. or even zero.